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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #40 on: April 26, 2011, 11:42:39 AM »
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #41 on: April 27, 2011, 06:34:37 AM »
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2011, 01:02:06 PM »
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2011, 02:30:29 PM »
Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #44 on: May 11, 2011, 12:53:39 PM »
Just heard this one from my boss:

Why did the football player go to the bank?

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To get his quarter back.

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #45 on: May 11, 2011, 01:46:38 PM »
1.Knock knock
2.whos there
1.I am and always will be  :)
2. shuts door


haha I always thought that was funny

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #46 on: May 11, 2011, 01:50:28 PM »
Okay ill bite....


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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #47 on: May 11, 2011, 04:41:51 PM »
Okay ill bite....


Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.



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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #48 on: May 18, 2011, 06:46:36 AM »
Why was six afraid of seven?


It wasn't. Numbers are intangible objects and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #49 on: May 18, 2011, 01:34:51 PM »
Werner Heisenberg is driving down the highway, and a police officer pulls him over. The police officer walks up and asks him "Mr Heisenberg, do you know how fast you were going??" And he replies "No sir, but I knew where I was."

So Rene Descartres walks into a bar. He orders a beer, and finishes it. The bartender asks him if he he wants another one. He replies "I think not" and vanishes.

I dont think most of you will get either of those jokes...
« Last Edit: May 18, 2011, 02:21:15 PM by mrneumann5000 »
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #50 on: May 18, 2011, 02:13:52 PM »
Werner Heisenberg is driving down the highway, and a police officer pulls him over. The police officer walks up and asks him "Mr Heisenberg, do you know how fast you were going??" And he replies "No sir, but I knew where I was."

So Rene Descartres walks into a bar. He orders a beer, and finishes it. The bartender asks him if he he wants another one. He replies no thank you and vanishes.

I dont think most of you will get either of those jokes...
I don't get the first one.

Isn't Rene Descartres a French magician?

Edit: Googled. He's a French philosopher. That doesn't make any sense.

Care shedding some light on these?  ;D
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #51 on: May 18, 2011, 02:19:14 PM »
Werner Heisenberg is driving down the highway, and a police officer pulls him over. The police officer walks up and asks him "Mr Heisenberg, do you know how fast you were going??" And he replies "No sir, but I knew where I was."

So Rene Descartres walks into a bar. He orders a beer, and finishes it. The bartender asks him if he he wants another one. He replies no thank you and vanishes.

I dont think most of you will get either of those jokes...
I don't get the first one.

Isn't Rene Descartres a French magician?

Edit: Googled. He's a French philosopher. That doesn't make any sense.

Care shedding some light on these? ;D

If I remember correctly Descartes did a lot with metaphysics. Look up that term and that'll help.

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #52 on: May 18, 2011, 02:21:40 PM »
Crap. I completely destroyed that one. Fixed now. Sorry, im super tired.
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #53 on: May 18, 2011, 02:29:41 PM »
Now it makes complete sense. His main historical quote is "I think, therefore I am."

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #54 on: May 18, 2011, 02:31:16 PM »
Yes sir. You got it. Now if someone cares to explain the 1st joke, I certainly am not gonna do it :D
I'm pretty impressed by anyone who can look at a drawing and decide how well the yoyo will play.

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #55 on: May 18, 2011, 03:40:33 PM »
Now it makes complete sense. His main historical quote is "I think, therefore I am."
Oh I gotcha now.

And the first one has something to do with him being a particle physicist and the speed of particles. Or does it have to do with his work of matrices?

Either way neumann, you win for having the lamest jokes :-P
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #56 on: May 18, 2011, 09:19:12 PM »
It's based on the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, where you can either know the speed of a particle or its position. Not both. Nerd jokes pwn. ;D

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #57 on: May 18, 2011, 09:23:56 PM »
So there's two muffins in an oven.
The first muffin says to the second, "Man, it's really hot, we need to get out of here!"
The second muffin replies, "OH MY GOSH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #58 on: May 18, 2011, 11:37:18 PM »
What's brown and sticky??
A stick.

What's pink and fluffy??
Pink fluff.

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #59 on: May 19, 2011, 06:14:52 PM »
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