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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2011, 11:15:25 PM »
Found this:

What do you call a bear without claws?

A gummy bear!
Wouldn't this work about 350x better if it was a bear without teeth?
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2011, 09:38:19 PM »
Growing up, my family was so poor, if I was born a girl I would have had nothing to play with!

Oh... I just got that.
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #22 on: April 19, 2011, 06:04:21 AM »
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A: Thirteen.  One to change the bulb and 12 to fight over who gets the OG bulb (that flicker gives it so much character).

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #23 on: April 19, 2011, 08:27:11 AM »
Hilarious!

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #24 on: April 19, 2011, 09:20:16 AM »
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2011, 12:26:26 PM »
I like saying this to my friends:

"If a tree falls on you in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does anybody care?
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2011, 01:47:08 PM »
I like saying this to my friends:

"If a tree falls on you in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does anybody care?

This reminds me of an old Farside comic.  "If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around, and it hits a mime: Does anybody CARE?"

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #27 on: April 19, 2011, 01:53:08 PM »
I heard this one from my 7 year old niece yesterday.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2011, 02:04:21 PM »
I heard this one from my 7 year old niece yesterday.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Well you definitely won the thread...
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2011, 03:36:22 PM »
What happens when you toss a pair of blue socks into the Red Sea?




They get wet.

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #30 on: April 19, 2011, 03:58:01 PM »
What happens when you toss a pair of blue socks into the Red Sea?




They get wet.
BAHAHAHA! That's actually funny :-P
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #31 on: April 19, 2011, 03:58:27 PM »
What red and smells like blue paint?





Red paint.
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #32 on: April 19, 2011, 06:32:45 PM »
if a red house is made of red bricks,

and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks,

and a white house is made of white bricks,

what's a green house made of..?


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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #33 on: April 20, 2011, 03:50:51 AM »
p1:what did batman say to robin right before they got in the batmobile?
p2:what?
p1:"hey robin get in the bat mobile"

p1:whats green and has wheels?
p2:what?
p1: grass. i lied about the wheels


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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #34 on: April 25, 2011, 02:40:22 PM »
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #35 on: April 25, 2011, 02:55:34 PM »
Two nuts walk into a bar

One was assaulted.
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #36 on: April 25, 2011, 03:34:07 PM »
Why was Cinderella cut from the softball team?

She ran away from the ball.


What's brown and sticky?

A stick.


What's yellow and flies through walls?

A magic banana.


What's green and in the corner?

A naughty frog.
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #37 on: April 25, 2011, 05:43:08 PM »
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Apple

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Apple

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Apple

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Apple

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know if you want me to say apple again!

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #38 on: April 25, 2011, 06:49:00 PM »
What is red and green and spin round and round and round?




A: A frog in a blender.

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #39 on: April 25, 2011, 09:07:50 PM »
Why was the apple lonely?

Because the banana split!




Why did the orange lose the race?

Because it ran out of juice!



Why did the cheetah win the race?

Because he was a cheetah!