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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #140 on: December 22, 2011, 01:47:37 AM »
Here's a classic:

What's the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs is both the same.

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #141 on: January 06, 2012, 03:43:46 AM »
Here's a classic:

What's the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs is both the same.
What?! I really don't get it!

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #142 on: January 07, 2012, 10:13:38 AM »
A man walks into a bar...
He says "Ouch!"
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #143 on: January 09, 2012, 05:26:12 AM »
Here's a classic:

What's the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs is both the same.
wut

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #144 on: January 09, 2012, 06:13:55 AM »
Here's a classic:

What's the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs is both the same.
wut
lol because there is only one duck.  its sort of a logic joke
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ive only heard this in rumour but apperently the irg can fit a well armed hobbit inside

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #145 on: January 09, 2012, 12:34:38 PM »
Here's a classic:

What's the difference between a duck?

One of it's legs is both the same.
wut
lol because there is only one duck.  its sort of a logic joke
LOL, I finally get it...

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #146 on: February 16, 2012, 03:01:01 AM »
Growing up, my family was so poor, if I was born a girl I would have had nothing to play with!

You just made my year sir!  ::happycry::

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #147 on: February 18, 2012, 07:32:17 AM »
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One got a-salted

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #148 on: March 03, 2012, 07:46:26 PM »
Knock knock!
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Voldemort is dead; its okay to say his name.

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #149 on: March 04, 2012, 08:26:27 AM »
Did you hear about the string of strange murders that happened a few months ago?

10 people were found dead in small childrens swimming pools that were full of milk. 
On further observation it was discovered that a blow to the head had knocked them out.
The wound was a concave shape.
When they arrested the man, they found a giant spoon in the trunk of his car.

......A real Cereal Killer.
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #150 on: March 27, 2012, 06:41:32 PM »
..NEEEEEEEEECRRRRROOOOOOO



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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #151 on: March 27, 2012, 07:08:20 PM »
Knock knock!
Who's there?
You know
You know who?
Voldemort is dead; its okay to say his name.
Lmao I've told sooo many people this joke because of you.
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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #152 on: March 28, 2012, 06:05:34 PM »
For some reason people get really confused when sentences don't end like they potato.

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Re: The Extremely Lame & Corny Joke Thread!
« Reply #153 on: April 04, 2012, 06:30:33 PM »
you know im not really as random as you think I salad